Mountain Dew Voltage: Bug Zapper

Gross. Good thing they put that disclaimer in, or I would have sued them after finding my stomach completely and positively normally charged after downing a Mountain Dew Voltage (raspberry citrus flavored, with ginseng.)

This flavor was voted the winner from last year's DEWmocracy. The losing flavors were Supernova (strawberry melon flavored, with ginseng) and Revolution (wild berry fruit flavored, with ginseng.)

The ad directs you to www.dewmocracyvoltage.com, where you can get points and win prizes.

Guru Grade: 6 / 10